Thursday, 27 October 2011
It struck me today that there is a specific vocabulary, English language vocabulary I mean, that German men love to use. First and foremost on this vocab list is the word "dude". I last heard this a couple of days ago from a 60+ advertising chap who addressed a colleague with a chirpy "Hey dude". M-a-j-o-r embarrassing alert. I mean, please. But of course they don't see that. To them, such language catapults the up into the sphere inhabited by really "cool" guys like (were he still alive) Steve Jobs, an idol if ever there was one.
Which brings us to the second most (if slightly more mainstreamy) word - cool. Pronounced, of course "kuhl". Kuhl duhd, so to speak.
Their real favourite however, is "FTW" (For the win). Now that, they interject into absolutely everything. To use that acronym, in their books, lifts them up into the stellar superleague of mega-kuhl.
You can sort of see where the use of all those rather lame (and by now definitely outdated) words is meant to get them. The male-bonding of the totally relaxed guy, techie, nerdy, but certainly totally in charge and in control. The sort of guy who'd been collecting car parts catalogues ten years ago, and could -and would!- have told you all their abbreviations .
You know what I call it? Pathetic.